I can make this better

What every Asian mom would say after eating food made by someone else

Me: *trys to enjoy some pizza*
My Asian mom: I can make this better

by spectre729 July 30, 2019

it gets better later

One of the worst excuses for a shitty game, tv show, anime, etc.

WRPG fan: "Hey, how the fuck do you even enjoy FF13? I tried playing it for a good while and it's still mediocre at best."
JRPG fan: "Don't worry bro, it gets better later after maybe 50 hours, you'll seeeee!"

by Fruitsz November 27, 2020

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by anonymous March 14, 2022

Andrew Thomas Bettcher

the guy with the hot sister that James Likes

Andrew Thomas Bettcher and his hot sister lives at 1 culburra avenue go see his sister or call
0422834452

by dirtkidd July 24, 2022

deserves way better

Reiner Braun 😔. Homie literally never gets a break. Poor guy. He just wanted his people to be proud of him and now he has to deal with all this external and internal bs. Let the man be happy smh.

Reiner Braun deserves way better. He's actually a pretty nice guy.

by lil nigeria July 31, 2022

7 A's Is Better Than 7 Friends

A Term used by the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy in 2021 to describe an ongoing controversy that "Having better grades is far more important than having a social relationship with fellow students". This quote from a fellow administrative officer led fellow students to riot on campus, believing that having a social life far outweighs having a few B's on your report card. The following year, IMSA refuted this statement and explained how having 7 friends are far better than having 7 A's, which has now left the message infamous to the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy.

Uh... I feel so tired and exhausted from school... Well at least 7 A's is better than 7 friends.

by EvanGgggg January 15, 2023

why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life?

something everyone who has made more than 2 definitions has asked themselves but ha not decided to ever get help for. you are not alone.

*opens computer *opens urban dictionary *types in " why am i spending many minutes making random definitions on urban dictionary instead of doing something better with my life? " *realizes he is worthless

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021