Bert

Small.

"You're too Bert to ride the rollercoaster, I'm afraid."

by llams August 4, 2009

a bert

1. derogatory term used for someone who can't "get any"

might have glasses, wear hockey jerseys all the time, have in-depth conversations with teachers, and may possibly be jewish

You couldnt even get any from that prostitute after you offered $100? You're such a bert.

by Winthrop Paul September 3, 2008

Beatdown

A double digit loss in Basketball. A 2 touchdown loss in football. Also what happens when the PennLive chipmonks tangle with snike.

StJoes beat PSU by 12 points, man that was a beatdown. SCtowny recieved another beatdown from Snike today.

by Hoop Junky January 31, 2008

Bergdeahl

Pronounced "berg-deal"
Def: an extremely disadvantageous transaction usually conducted under extreme stress, mind altering drugs or complete incompetence.

"Dude you traded your dodge challenger for two mopeds and a happy meal??... What a Bergdeahl!!

Slang: "Dude, you totally got berged"

by JOATMON June 19, 2014

berdines

An absolute all around kind person who's giving and loving towards everyone, he is perfect in almost every way, but can be care sometimes.

Woow you are such a Berdines!

by Wiikuz February 26, 2017

berdo

Very handsome guy he’s one of the best gamer also. I found him in a CDL hard point very competitive and also very funny.

I wish I could be berdo

by Berdo1050 January 21, 2021

hurting bert

sucking a woman's breasts so hard that blood vessels have broken and caused serious discomfort and bruising

last night, Terb gave Katina a hurting bert

by considerate young ladies May 1, 2005