d-beat

Short for Discharge beat. This extremely influential band created the insanely popular and infinitely mimicked d-beat, roughly tabbed below:
S:|--x---x---x---x-:||
K:|o--o-o--o--o-o--:||

It's meant to be played blazingly fast.

Meanwhile is a d-beat band.

by Eric April 14, 2005

beat wilton...

An impossible task for those poor New Canaanites as Wilton will continue to dominate as the top drinking town in the state.

We suckers will sadly never beat Wilton.

by BLUEWHITE May 1, 2005

beat the bishop

to flog the log
to stroke the salami
to play tug-of-war with cyclops
to shake the sausage

to fly solo
to jiggle the joystick
to tickle the tusk
to peel the banana

by Silky Smooth April 30, 2004

Tweet Beat

A game played on the TWiF podcast where Martin Sargent asks Sarah Lane which of two words was tweeted more over the last 24 hours.

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat: I hate Star Trek OR I hate Glenn Beck"

"Which has a higher Tweet Beat :Michael J. Fox OR Boston Red Sox"

by orangeguy81 August 9, 2009

beat the chicken

1. stroke the snake

2. kiss the squiss

3. choke the chicken

4. spank the monkey

5. jacking off

6. mastrubation

all of a sudden , he pulled down his pants went to the shower and started to beat the chicken!

by mrham4444 April 12, 2014

Carpet beating

The act of having intercourse with a woman vaginally in a very violent and rough way.

Sally: I just came back from Alejandro's house.
Jess: how was it?
Sally: he gave my carpet a beating.

Justin Biebers boyfriend just gave him a Carpet beating

by Dr. Vaginastien November 3, 2010

jesus beating

A severe beating, as in the category of the beating that Jesus received in "Passion of the Christ."

Holy shit, did those cops give Rodney King a Jesus beating, or what!?

by John Testes November 22, 2007