tool beating

when justin beats his stupid employees that cant find a pen or stapler. Or show up late

justin was tool beating at 930 .

by jason May 27, 2004

Chester Bennington

A Chester Bennington is a sexual act in the style of a reverse Gonzo. Rather than putting you balls on the persons eyes and letting the penis hang down over the nose, the balls are placed on the chest (Chester) and the penis is laid across the face.

Yeah, after I blew my load on her face I gave her a Chester Bennington

by Ronda Arousme October 14, 2015

Chester Bennington

To hang oneself

"I'm going home to Chester Bennington. In the end, it doesn't even matter."

by Rakgor October 18, 2017

beansing

to throw up

in honor of The Zimm

Dude, Zimm drank so much Natty Light that he is beansing in the bathroom

by Fativer April 6, 2003

Beating Those

When sexual acts are semi-violent. Ruff sex. Most likely done during "Doggy Style" Sex.

Man Dirty Jose was totally beating those last night. Your mom broke in half.

by Jose Torres May 30, 2006

Beating Egg

the act of one whom beats his/hers egg, in other words masturbates.

Yo bro look at that guy beating egg!

by nevadaskye June 12, 2012

beating the slab

male masturbation i.e. jacking off. The slab is the phallic device.

-Why is Eugene locked in his room?
-He's probably beating the slab.

by Wilbertforce October 4, 2012