Batman

The dumbass who started the coronavirus

“hey guys look it’s Batman, beat his ass!”

by DimpLick September 6, 2020

Batman

Batman someone who wears leather, and a mask like a crook!

Batman : I'm so glad I got these butt and chest implants. Now I can have a wow of time with you my Canadian girlfriend who has a implant between her butt cheeks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd September 23, 2020

Philly Batman

The Philly version of Batman

Philly Batman: in Philly fashion, shows no fear when he pulls up to New York to confront New York Spider-Man aka Spider Cuz

by PhillyPHilly23 October 21, 2020

Batman

A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.

Look out, Batman's coming!!!

by YoungRussian72 October 27, 2020

batman

Bruce Wayne.

Now you all know who Batman REALLY is.

by bubba da prince October 23, 2017

Batman Syndrome

When an animal starts squatting you, and you get so scared of them that you can't even stand them

I fell near a butterfly nest, and they all rushed up to me!!!! Now I'm so scared. That is the batman syndrome.

by King Sage March 28, 2017

Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.

Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.

by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017