Naked Performance Art! Requires one penis and one household vacuum cleaner with nozzle attachment.
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
Turn the vacuum cleaner on and hold the nozzle close enough to your penis to just cause the end of your knob to be draw towards the nozzle, just like an angry magnet!
by DS October 31, 2003
by Zach Aesthetics_ March 17, 2010
When you and having sex and are about to cum you pull out and hold your dick straight out. Then you bend it back toward your stomach while still holding the base to create tension. When you start to cum you release you dick and fling your jizz. If done correctly and you hit the right spot you will knock her down.
by FenixFyr August 17, 2018
noun:1) a man with a small penis that really tries to get after it in the sack as if they are trying to hurt their partner.
2) one trying to make the most of their small member
2) one trying to make the most of their small member
by halize April 01, 2006
Angry Monkey is not simply a sexual term, it is used to describe someone so angry that they can think of no other recourse than to fling their feces. Whether at the object of their anger or the walls of their cubicle the poo represents the anger. Often times the anger is dissipated by the act of poo slinging.
Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.
Some political anger junkie pundits are known for this in metaphor.
"That Beck can't get anyone to listen to him unless he gets all ANGRY MONKEY on the subject"
"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"
"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"
"Mr. Limburger has made a mess of this radio station with his ANGRY MONKEY ways"
"Don't go in the bathroom, Miss Clotter did an ANGRY MONKEY all over the walls"
by Jumpin' Jimmy February 01, 2010
Noun:
1. One who cannot accept other people's views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one's views. These views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in China to the color of underwear Paris Hilton prefers.
2. One who considers one's self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. See also delusional.
1. One who cannot accept other people's views on anything unless those views are in perfect correlation with said one's views. These views do not have to necessarily pertain to vegeterianism but can range from the number of people in China to the color of underwear Paris Hilton prefers.
2. One who considers one's self superior to others despite the fact that one is a giant loser. See also delusional.
1. That angry vegetarian sure looked like a real dipshit on Facebook today!
2.
Child: "Mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just an angry vegetarian who's met a normal person. Don't look darling, it's rude to stare"
2.
Child: "Mommy why is that man screaming at everyone?"
Mother: "Don't worry sweetie, that's just an angry vegetarian who's met a normal person. Don't look darling, it's rude to stare"
by Someone123456 February 16, 2008
When doing a woman doggy style, you gently put your hand so it covers her mouth and at the same time, thrust her in the butt.
by Mr Sparkle December 20, 2005