Alan Jagos

A man who is the secret sauce of 195

Alan Jagos is the secret sauce

by Alan Jagos January 11, 2019

alan

anal with the syllables reversed.
oft mistaken for a name.

sometimes used as a synonym for squill

wrong:
guy 1: hey alan wanna go see a movie?
Alan: why are you calling me anal?
correct:
one must always hang a scrunchie on the door when having an alan party
also correct:
that alan bought a giraffe

by prophet of the word god August 3, 2021

Alan Price

Alan Price is an English musician who is best known for being the keyboard player in the world famous rock band The Animals. His 45 second solo "The House of The Rising Sun" is godly and perhaps one of the best keyboard solos ever. After leaving in 1965 due to his fear of flying, he formed his band The Alan Price Set where he released several UK hits such as "Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear", "Hi-Lili, Hi Lo" and "The House That Jack Built." He has released over 12 solo albums, his first being "The Price to Play" in 1966. He still preforms today in London. Not to mention, he is incredibility hot and has great blue eyes.

Did you know that Alan Price was in The Animals?

Alan Price's solo career peaked in 1966.

by hailey1028 October 17, 2022

Alan Dang

Alan Dang is a good camera operator, however, he only buys the latest and greatest gear to distract from his baby dick.

Alan Dang operated great in that last take, but when he squated you totally saw his baby dick

by Cinema G November 24, 2021

Alan the kidney tickler Guzman

He will most definitely tickle your insides with his girthy shaft.

Damn Alan the kidney tickler Guzman fucked up how I walk.

by Mr tickler January 29, 2020

Alan

My g
The bestest alien in the whole world.

Me: love you Alan
Alan: u 2

by Rubbishwilly November 14, 2019

Alan Miguel

Most perfect guy in the world. He is calm and has the sweeter soul ever, although he is very hot too.

"He is soooooo perfect, what's his name? Oh, Alan Miguel? That explains a lot."

by famns July 30, 2021