by Boom boom kitty November 23, 2021
Alan’s are frequently insecure people Alan and will rarely keep their word. Lying ; omission , stretching the truth comes naturally to Alan. Expert at diverting direct questions. Self reflection ; is not possible , it is too painful.
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
by IAMALAN November 25, 2021
Alan
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
by I have a pug November 22, 2021
an amazing person that is very funny and your best friend they also make lots of inappropriate jokes
Alan did your mom last night
by big mommy milkers uwu October 05, 2022
Alan- Someone so smart and cool. Can be a rude and can sometimes get pissed off easily by his friends.. But also so adorable. Amazing charming person in the world. The best friend anyone can have. Also a person who likes to laugh a LOT with his friends. Alan is also kind of a show off. He is also a goofball😂❤ also the cutest person.👍✌🤘HE ROCKS :D
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3
He is also kind of popular, he has tons of friends. If you read this I'm Alan's friend. :3
by MelloWhiteFello November 22, 2021
Alan’s K is an organic hormone secretion that is produced by the U-gene, that tends to create orgasmic sensations in women.
Her sensations of pleasure are due to the level of Alan’s K she has in her body.
If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
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If you rub the Alan’s K hormone ointment on her, she tends to become stimulated in a wild way.
A Sarina girl is easily aroused with Alan’s K.
Sarina Kaye orgasam hormones arrousal scotts Balls Scots Scrotum Wiseguy’s Alan’s K aphrodisiac oysters testosterone Dick’s Hip Flap
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by K_rae August 02, 2018