Alan

The hottest, cutest person on the planet. Will always make you laugh. He is funny, cute and smart all at once .

Person 1: Wow I'm so lucky to have Alan as a friend
Person 2: Yeah that's true he is amazing

by Itsallfacts8181 October 29, 2020

Alan

Alan-(noun) Male Name of American origin- individuals who are named Alan, are more likely to be a homosexual bottom, as well as trash at fortnite

"Yo Alan!" Alan-"fuck my ass"

by Real professor June 9, 2019

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

Terry AlAN cREWS: "'eAT mY mEAT'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

Karter-alan mcKarter

one of the main protaganists from the webtoon a very funny series with skits and giggles and the 10-year-old younger brother of tiffanii sue mcKarter. poor Karter tho. he literally gets stalked by freaking yanderes, ghosts and even his own parents all the time. now that i realize it, Karter is the only normal one in his family.

coperson 1: did you know karter-alan mcKarter is normal?
person 2: bruh everyone kinda is
person 1: compaired to a alien from another dimension, a psychopathic girl with a extra eye (literally) a woman addicted to looking at bugs, and a man with an ED, he's pretty normal.

by Pancakez!!X3 June 6, 2022

Alan

Alan is a person who pretends to want a relationship to feed their ego, comes and goes, and is not genuinely invested in a long-term commitment is often described as engaging in "breadcrumbing," or exhibiting narcissistic traits. Breadcrumbing involves giving small bits of attention and affection intermittently to keep someone interested without committing to a serious relationship, often for the purpose of ego validation or manipulation. Narcissistic traits include a strong need for attention, admiration, and a lack of empathy, which can manifest in behaviors like breadcrumbing and emotional manipulation. If you meet an Alan encourage him to seek help and to check him self into a Psychiatric Health Facility. Stay far away from, and don’t feed into him or encourage him, he’ll only get worse.

Alan is a guy who lacks empathy.

Alan has a strong need for admiration, attention, and a lack of empathy for others' feelings.

by Mysticmoon916 May 25, 2025

Alan Civciss

A glorified god of coding and creator and founder of the unspoken rizz.

i wish i was alan civciss

by averageswizzy October 3, 2022

Alan

Anagram relating to the activity that Alan's mother enjoys.

Why was sister named Teresa? Mum likes Easter, so she was named Teresa, just rearrange the letters. And you were named Alan.

by One-eyed wonder August 31, 2021