idiot gear

Asking your girlfriend about her ex's. Not intelligent.

It's a mistake to have your idiot gear kick in and ruin your relationship

by Devon January 12, 2004

idiot zone

idiot zone is basically the mosh pit at a concert

person 1: i got tickets.. but they're in the idiot zone
person 2: excellent - the vibes better

by Flash Ash December 12, 2005

Stoopid Idiot

An insult used to describe someone who is stupid, and an idiot, by mocking them.

"I have a 6 of Rhombuses!"
"Those are diamonds you stoopid idiot lol"

by tomsis October 02, 2007

Fucking idiot

Someone with no common sense and fucks up at everything they do.

John s. Is a fucking idiot

by Dunndunndunnndunndunnnnnnnn November 30, 2017

idiot strings

Strings that are designed to prevent some dumbass from losing his/her mittens. Usually worn by children under the age of 7.

That dumbfuck lost his mittens. He seriously needs some idiot strings.

by veryODD March 19, 2006

idiot singing

When someone absentmindedly sings a crappy song over and over to themselves. If they don't know the whole song, they repeat the parts they do know, much to the annoyance of people around them.

Clerk: (quietly singing) "Ooh baby baby, how was I supposed to know/ something wasn't riiiiight..."

Receptionist: "Can you PLEASE stop that idiot singing! You have been singing Britney Spears for like 5 hours."

Clerk: "My God, you're right! I don't even like that song. Sorry."

...5 minutes later...

"Ooh baby baby..."

by figsandcheese November 05, 2009

Crappy idiot

Being a crappy idiot is being a person who no one likes and is pretty much an idiot

Anthony is a crappy idiot

by Lola's January 15, 2014