by kidmuto June 27, 2008
(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in Russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular glasses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular glasses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular glasses
when you don't need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey glasses unless it's for a Halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
by Sexydimma December 12, 2013
the act of jumping on someone's back like a monkey by surprise, piggy-back style, in the midst of the assailant ejaculating.
by mrcowboxers April 22, 2011
slang term used for Charley Horse which refers to very painful muscle spasms or constrictions , term was originated by the Puerto Rican} where the magic happens, although he claims it has been a term used for generations, severe pain balls up in your shin leaving you no other choice than to grab it, stretch it out, stand on it, rub it, or hit it until it goes away, mainly occurs at night or very commonly during sex
She had just gotten on top of him when Miguel wrenched in pain and reached for his leg, "Monkey Jumper!" Thankfully it went away and they finished without any more monkey jumper interruptions.
by faith rachel March 12, 2019
by Suzie Q ohm nom nom November 03, 2010
similar to cock blocking except used in instances where you are prevented from masturbating or "spanking your monkey"
by w00t_vantuckey February 12, 2008
He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!
by austin leonard September 20, 2008