landon

a succulent handsome man who makes you gravitate towards him with every word

im dating landon

by chaoticddmgamer October 25, 2024

Landon

usually tallish and blonde. falls in love easy but cuts you off if you’re not “her”. hard on the outside, soft on the inside. (lick) very handsome and respectable. everyone loves landon as a friend. “24 second master”. (cums quick)

that landon has huge cocks but only good for use for 24 seconds

by Rodizio grill master 17 November 10, 2020

Landon

He mean and is always crying about something. He will put you down and likes to watch girls play with themselves especially with pens ;)...

(Girl 1) Urgh I hate him he's a Landon.
(Girl 2) fr Girl slay queen.

by The Landon hater September 23, 2023

landon burke

A whiny, stubborn 9 year who can't listen. He is annoying with no sense of humor. He talks 24/7 even in his sleeping. You would be lucky if you did NOT know a Landon Burke.

Landon Burke is SOOO annoying!!!!

by Hello many fellow sir July 8, 2017

Landon

Hey Landon, I know this is weird but I love you and will you marry me?

I love you Landon and l all ways will

by Lilly_bugg November 24, 2021

Landon

Really cool and awesome guy who is honestly just really cool with long blonde hair and beautiful blue eyes and he’s just really cool and great at wake skimming and his cock and balls are huge just absolutely massive

“Landon is perfect”

by Landon234 October 4, 2020

Landon

he’s the hottest guy you’ll ever meet he’s got a 16 inch long dick and most likely he’ll be dating a pumpkin.

“Landon is hot as fuck.”

by Abraham Lincoln’s Wife June 15, 2021