key up

adv. (slang) 1. yes 2. to agree

1. "yo mikey, you gonna go smoke?"

"key up."



2. "hey man i just obtained fifty mililiters of sodium hydroxide!"

"oh, key up. let's titrate that bitch."

by Aaron April 12, 2004

john key

my dad. john key is my dad because john key is a cool boy

John key: Where is my child
Me: right here father
John Key: Ah yes my child

Me: anyone who hates u can suck balls

by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

key to happiness

That precious uniquely-carved strip of brass that a hot chick entrusts you with, and which allows you to unlock the front door to her house/apartment. (Well, duhhhh…!)

The ultimate gesture of a nice lady’s trust in you is if she lets you have a copy of the key to happiness.

by QuacksO July 13, 2018

cockpit key

A box cutter or utility knife. Used to gain entry to airplane cockpits for skyjacking.

Jason dropped the cockpit key on his foot and had to get stitches.

by 3speed March 23, 2010

Keys Game

A game that a tweaker couple plays in their home. The bitch hides the keys in furniture, clothes, books, holes in the wall, or in inconspicuous places throughout the room. Then when she leaves for her errands, the guy gets up from his sleep and looks for the keys in the room.

Aj- "Miss April and I played the Keys Game yesterday. Before she left she hid all these bags for me."

Me- "..."

Aj- "Isn't she wonderful? Do you see why I love this woman?"

by umbreonxxx March 6, 2020

Lobstering in the Keys

The act of performing cunnilingus or fellatio on a person with an active outbreak of pubic lice.

My face is itchy as fuck after I spent all night lobstering in the Keys with that girl from the bar.

by Koch$ July 20, 2019

Albuquer-key

A screwdriver and brick combination commonly used in the theft of a motor vehicle. A rock or other large heavy object can also be used in combination with the screwdriver.

"I lost my keys." "Don't worry, I've got my albuquer-key we can go."

by vxkestrelxv August 30, 2018