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Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming
I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.
by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011
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computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold
"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "
by Salty 40 May 12, 2018
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Frankie claps

A very smart girl and funny and also tik tok famousshe spends her days binge watching Netflix and up at 2 am on Snapchat story with her purple led lights she loves chocolate milk and has an amazing jumper named crazy donkey lady she an amazing person and superior to many people also a basic teen
OMG who that girl with the purple led lights on
That’s Frankie claps, the basic one
by Ilovepototaos April 7, 2020
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Dick Clap

I got the loudest dick clap
by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022
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bell clap

A bell clap is when someone brings both of their hands together onto an opponent's ears and it makes them disoriented and their ears ring, messing up their balance and equilibrium
Did you see Johnny bell clap that dude and kick him while he was down?
by WompInTheCromp April 2, 2019
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Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.
Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”
by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023
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auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 22, 2014
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