Simp

A bitch ass nigga who can’t get pussy

I donated 500$ to pokimane and she said thank you!
MY NIGGA YOUS A SIMP

by Daddy papi jr April 1, 2020

simp

a simp is when you keep simping over a girl and you think they gonna like it and go out with you.

Person 1: “omg you know natalia damn she has such a phat ass🤤“
Person 2: “man your simping yet again, she dont like you😒“

by 🐩 puppy person August 10, 2020

simp

a girl called simrah

"wow simprah is such a simp"
"ikr, shes the simpiest simp to ever exist"

by yourlocalgp November 3, 2022

Simp

Squirrel In My Pants.
Based off of Candice Flynn’s hit song from famous television show “Phineas and Ferb.”

To call someone a Simp, means that it they are someone trying obsessively to get into another person’s pants/ genital organs.
A simp is someone prioritizing hooking up over all other people and activities.

“Yo stop being a f***ing simp.”
“Nah man. I’m trying to get into her vaginal opening.”

by That Dude Kid March 28, 2020

Simp

A person who likes to act like a "Beta male" Or a "Pussy Hands" Towards the female race

Dan stop being a simp towards these frog looking thots

by CEOofSimplolgy March 16, 2020

Simp

A male who swallows their pride multiple times to do stuff for an ungrateful woman. A simp will go out of their way to please a woman hoping for some pussy, but everyone can see they will never get any. Typically tied to males with the name of Coby.

Guy 1: Coby "Downers" bought that girl lunch. Didn't she say she thought he was ugly?
Guy 2: She doesn't like him, but he still buys her lunch everyday. What a simp.

by fukcobyjowers January 23, 2020

Simp

An excuse men use that get no girls

‘You are a simp because you like a girl’🤓

by Daster123 April 4, 2022