Penguin pal

A friend of penguins, often characterized by penguin merchandise they own, such as stuffed, radio controlled, and puppet penguins, a true lover of the penguin, in all of its forms

Man, you're such a penguin pal, I hope someday to be as cool as you!

by $Dan July 03, 2007

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch January 26, 2012

yellow penguin

an evil penguin who often tricks people and then stabs them. very sneaky like a ninja.

Person 1: My dad died last night.
Person 2: What?! How??
Person 1: The YELLOW PENGUIN.

by harrow13 January 20, 2012

Husky Penguin

A threesome with a black and a white overweight hairy midget.

I walked in on a Husky Penguin and was unexpectedly aroused.

by LPPenguinTamer March 15, 2014

slippery penguin

Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.

I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.

by mr.grundle-chode April 15, 2011

sticky penguin

Cum on a girl kick her in the twat and make her waddle like a penguin

I gave her a sticky penguin

by Nasstynate November 25, 2013

Angry Penguin

An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.

See also Angry Pirate

You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.

by Binary Nation September 13, 2004