crumpet burner

Someone who makes it their main purpose to ruin the fun for everyone else.

Look at that crumpet burner pop that kids balloon

by Toshir0z January 12, 2015

Burner account theory

The theory that people who post their true opinions on burner accounts are too scared to have their main account and theirself associated with said opinions

user639519562549: The holocaust was deserved, save evropa!

JohnJorker27: Burner account theory

by DonkDonkBaDobk September 21, 2025

Burner

One who poops in line at a discount supermarket instead of farting, and stays in line.

Tina is such a mess. She did a burner on line at the Associated supermarket and she didn't even go home right away. She stayed in line, posted about it and bought her taco mix anyway.

by bighunkk July 16, 2016

seat burner

The act of farting in a chair and producing a loud fart.

he is 100% guilty of unleashing that seat burner.

by marco28793 June 16, 2022

burner

Slang for "gun"

Rapper: Somethin' might... Boof, baow, baow, run with a burner
Lyric of Attempted 2.0 - AM

by Exless November 7, 2020

tea-burner

One who SOMEHOW accidentally (or maybe purposefully because who the hell could accidentally do this shit) burns tea.

Sarah, a high-ranking member of the Society of Tea-Burners, burnt yet another cup of tea. May god have mercy on her soul.

by semitart July 2, 2018

Burner Gun

A gun planted on a victim by police to justify use of force or just as some type of evidence or way to enhance another charge.

"SGT. Bacon will make sure nobody questions the shooting officer krupke..... he already put the burner gun in that minority/(and or,) poor persons hand, you will be home beating your wife in no time."

by Your real name.<---I Do what I September 29, 2021