Friend Zone

The Friend Zone is the name of the realm that one is banished to when they confess their feelings to the person that they like, only for them to respond with, "I think we should be friends." It is very hard to escape this realm, but not impossible.

Person 1: Dude I just got friend zoned
Person 2: Feelsbadman

by Super Nigger Faggot November 16, 2017

Time-Zoned

When your geographical placement dictates your relationship status with an individual.

Damn, Emmalies moved away so now i'm Time-Zoned!

by TristanTheFinch January 4, 2017

crumple zone

A somewhat ambiguous term referring to the soft parts on a girlfriend. Implies that said zones are resilient.

Shorty's got hella crumple zones. Busted that all night with no complaints.

by jhndrdgg October 5, 2011

friend zoned

A word used by the more pathetic guys that think girls are sex-vending machines. These guys typically think in terms of:

nice comments + good deeds + girl = sex

The term is used when they fail to get a girlfriend and think of having that said girl as a friend a "mission failure".

Jack: Aw man, I just got friend zoned by Lisa after all that hard work I put into being nice to her.

John: I heard "hurr durr, I keep putting niceness into this vending machine but no sex is coming out!". Seriously.

by Corey_Faure November 13, 2012

ankha zone

Pornography. It's just animated porn of Ankha covering her nipples with her arms while riding the villager in her house.

Person 1: Dude I just busted a huge fucking nut to that ankha zone shit
Person 2: lol furry

by I NUCKING HATE FIGGERS September 26, 2021

fuzzy zone

When you're unsure in what relationship stage you're in with someone of the opposite/same sex. Similar to a flirtationship.

'Oh I feel that we're in the fuzzy zone.' 'What?! No man, it looks like you guys are into each other!' 'But I feel I'm in between the position of a relationship and flirtationship.'

by paulismyname November 27, 2013

Finkel zone

alternative to friend zone

I've been in the friend zone so long I'm thinking of reclaiming it as my territory and naming it the finkel zone.

by Dallas Harding July 10, 2010