playing with girls feelings

when a boy leads on a girl multiple times until the girl starts developing feelings, the boy then 'rejects' the girl and goes onto the next

"Stop playing with girls feelings john!"

by the wise potato September 12, 2017

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011

WITCE

Acronym for "What Is The Customer Experience"

This phrase was introduced at T-Mobile USA by Rob Strickland while he was CIO. The intent was to remind people that the actions by the IT teams impact customers and to always be aware of what that means to a customer's experience.

Network guy: The switch is flapping!

Moderation: What's the WITCE?

Network guy: The WITCE is that there will be timeouts when customers update their account on-line.

by tmo-dude May 10, 2010

John Witherspoon Basketball Team

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.

I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.

by issajokebro February 11, 2021

Wilhelmed

The art of shitting all over your employees because you're better than them.

Oh man! Dave got Wilhelmed yesterday by Dean for not getting enough cash for the scrap metal.

by wario July 4, 2014

Good With Guns

1. The state of being proficient with fire arms.
2. Having or using strong bicep muscles.
3. A punk rock band based in Lincoln Nebraska.

Good With Guns really played well last week; they found that happy medium between sober and wasted.

by Zalis November 15, 2004

Sister with a blister

1. Referring to a female that is known to have a sexually transmitted (venereal) disease.

Dude, I'm going to ask Dolores out next Saturday.

Don't do it man! She is the Sister with a blister!

Man, she is so HOT! Can't belive she is the sister with a blister.

by nczn February 15, 2010