wickerjacked

F*cked up

45 is wickerjacked!

by Fish lips July 2, 2017

wanker cranker

Any hoe willing to shit on a mans wanker to make it stand.

Boy she's a real wanker cranker

by fluffycock November 5, 2017

Wankersaurus

A generally dopey and annoying person.

E.g: “Ollie is such a wankersaurus”

by Skirrt69 September 29, 2018

Wanker

Someone who tries to jerk you off under the table unbeknownst to you. (Thus to criticize the analysis given by the definition of anonymous on May 31 2004, the original sense might not have referred to self pleasuring, or a useless self-pleasuring fool at all, but rather makes reference to giving a less than pleasurable wank on someone else's knob. This is lost on most average wankers on the street today, who hear the overused term at too young an age, and then never can get past the giggle factor of picturing someone diddling on their own willy once they learn that simplistic meaning, never thereafter able to fathom the sordid depth of someone edging someone else who is captive against their will. ) A cheat of sorts. An unscrupulous or uncaring person. Slimy power player. "Prick" as opposed to a "Dick."

Bob told me how lucky I was to be dating Karen; then the wanker tried to make out with her at my party!

That wanker Stew has me on edge!

by Johnny Steed December 10, 2019

Wanker

A minority group that admit that they masturbate often.

John just came out as a wanker. I'm happy for him.

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021

Wanker island

An island for wankers and is free to reside if you’re toxic

Hey Griffin, Wanker Island awaits you!

by Real YT Tartarus April 28, 2021

Wanker tank

Noun.

A large luxury SUVs typically driven by rich white suburb moms.
Not a "soccer mom" van.
Eg. BMW X5,X6, Any Range Rover, G-class, Macan & cayennes.

Oh look, shazzy's mum is out on her wanker tank again

by 1025soulja October 11, 2021