Accomplished Businessman and Potential Republican Candidate for US President in the 2024 US Presidential election.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Is currently polling at less than 1% nationally despite pouring tens of millions of dollars into his campaign.
Attempted to run for the office of governor in the state of Michigan but was unable to appear on the ballot after it was discovered the 9,400 of the 15,000 signatures necessary to appear on the ballot were fraudulent.
Believes that ‘shaving’ 2 cents off of every dollar spent by the federal government “year after year” is enough to eliminate the federal deficit.
A Troll Candidate that will still somehow do better than Ron DeSantis.
Damn it’s crazy that Perry Johnson managed to beat out Ron DeSantis for the Republican presidential endorsement after Donald J. Trump left the party and ran independently.
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
Yeah but at least the government debt crisis will be solved with the 2 cents plan
by Unquestionably Burdensome July 28, 2023
Get the Perry Johnsonmug. Skyler Johnson is the most perfect person someone can be. They would be a perfect wife even if they're a dude
by Kakapo79 December 8, 2017
Get the skyler johnsonmug. When a man sticks his erect penis through his legs behind him and penetrates another human beings hole.
by candyflipjesus May 21, 2021
Get the reverse johnsonmug. by Big Redd Foxx March 28, 2020
Get the Kaylan Johnsonmug. It is a kind of swearing at a third party for something which is beyond your control(on a lighter side).
Neil: You have 34 files to check today.
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
Sam: Please ...will do it in two days...
Neil: No, you got to do it today.. our boss has said so...
Sam: Bloody johnsons! :)
by Sat213 October 12, 2008
Get the bloody johnsonsmug. by whooer's your daddy March 23, 2021
Get the The Brothers Johnsonmug. A term used for someone who is a tough guy. Originating from the legendary lumberjack Albert "Jigger" Johnson (1881-1935).
by Sirberlinnh June 9, 2017
Get the Jigger Johnsonmug.