jewish willy

To have no money, "skint"

Right big man get the pints in its your round? ...........i can't im jewish willy!

by WHITEASS August 28, 2009

Moist Willy

A childish act of putting a moist finger in someone's ear.
Similar to a wet willy but with less moisture on the violating finger.

I was sitting on the train minding my own business, then out of nowhere Josh gave me a moist willy

by Meadophile September 29, 2009

Piss Willy

Used to refer to stuck up or utterly ridiculous people or things. The Piss Willy is a proper or well refined worm with a British accent who wears a top hat, bow tie, suit, and has a cane.

Prep: Ew. Youre gonna eat that? That is so unhealthy.

You: Well yea. I mean thats why I got it.

Prep: Ugh. Whatever, you're gonna get fat.-walks away-
You: That just makes me huggable ya feckin Piss Willy!

by Ashton_Ecstasy August 3, 2014

Soaking Willy

When one cuts out the middle man of a regular wet willy and sticks their tongue directly into the persons ear, thus upgrading the moisture status of the willy from wet to soaking.

I’m about to demolish Jacobs ear with this soaking willy.

by Zach.pem October 3, 2020

Mint Wad Willy

1930's slang for a marijuana cigarette, or joint.

"hey you fellas smokin' a mint wad willy?"

by ylliwdawtnim January 13, 2009

where's-wallygasm

the extreme pleasure recieved when you find wally in the popular childrens book/game 'where's wally'
its so terribly frustrating when u find him you have an extreme sense of achievement.

FOUND THE BASTARD =D=D=D *where's-wallygasm*

by billy baghands November 23, 2009

Satan's Wet Willy

When a man is receiving oral sex, instead of finishing in her mouth, the man pulls out and puts his penis in her ear and finishes.

Damn, that bitch be sucking my dick so good, I had to pull out and give her Satan's wet willy.

by Papa Skeet Skeet March 2, 2011