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Ribena Week

Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.

See also painters, and having the painters in.
Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?
by nonPC December 14, 2008
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Mid-week Crisis

An Alternative/Acoustic Band from Gaithersburg, Maryland.
"Hey did you get to see Mid-week Crisis last night?" "Yeah, They were awesome!"
by Dr3wBe4r August 19, 2009
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red flag week

June wouldn't let me fuck her yesterday, it's red flag week.
by Dunky Oggins October 30, 2003
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Blow Job Week

When in a relationship and the female has his her time of the month, most sexually oriented activities are put on hold. With an exception to a few, one being the good and faithful BJ.
Girl 1: Ahh it's Blow Job Week in a few days.
Girl 2: Tell me about it, I had mine last week and ended up having blisters on my tongue.
by syphilis August 26, 2013
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happy emo week

from one week before halloween until halloween. (7 days folks) wear all black but act just fine and it'll mess with people 's minds.
by im jokin around guys calm down October 29, 2009
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twink appreciation week

twink appreciation week is a week where tops must give nothing but love to their twinks. this week typically begins on december 19th and ends the 26th.
it's december 19th, meaning it's twink appreciation week. make sure to give nothing but affection to your twink!!
by whore for affection December 19, 2020
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Commuter Hell Week

Every Thanksgiving break, commuter students are isolated and alone at home, with all their friends out-of-town. Commuter students typically cope with Commuter Hell Week by binge drinking, smoking cannabis, or street racing.
I got drunk to numb the misery of Commuter Hell Week. All my friends are out of town and I'm home all alone.
by Four Loko Frat Guy November 22, 2022
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