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Weekend at Bernie’s

Agressive Sex

(coined by famous drag queen: Trixie Mattel)
Person 1: “me and my boyfriend have gotten so close in our relationship that we know if I ever pass out he can Weekend at Bernie’s me and its totally fine”

Person: “Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru”
by roach.baddie November 5, 2023
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Blackout weekend

Party every night starting on Friday night going to Monday morning.
“Hey Brad let’s throw a blackout weekend
by FistingMySister9000 May 8, 2020
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weekend mohawk

Similar to a female landing strip. The thick line of Mohawk will start at your butt-hole, and end at the belly button. Be sure to have completely manicured (waxed, groomed, threaded, etc.)
I.e: “Hey Jim, pull down those knickers and show us your weekend mohawk.”
by Honeyandham June 26, 2018
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Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death
Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s
by Yhcaep December 13, 2023
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French Weekend

A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"

Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."

Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
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Link Weekend

The word the hip and happening Sups uses for a long weekend
I'm out. But there's a link weekend to see all you buggers.
by Rando123456 August 5, 2022
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phat weekend

A weekend of more than 2 days. Optimally there are three or four days off together.
Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!
by Whitword March 24, 2023
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