by Rando123456 August 5, 2022
Get the Link Weekendmug. A weekend in which one does nothing productive and has little social interaction with others. For a true french weekend, one must not leave one's home/dorm at all on Friday or Saturday. Usually, one gets more than 24 hours of sleep on friday and saturday nights combined. Lots of leftover food, ramen noodles, and/or Domino's is consumed. Personal hygiene is neglected; Masturbation occurs frequently. French weekends wind down on Sunday afternoon, when one cleans one's living quarters and takes an excessively long shower, in which the balls are washed thoroughly. Only after this thorough washing of the balls may homework or any preparation for the week ahead begin.
Dude 1: "I had a great weekend. What did you do this weekend?"
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
Dude 2: "Literally nothing bro. I had a French Weekend."
Dude 1: "That's awesome dude. You're so lucky."
by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018
Get the French Weekendmug. by autumnalwaysleaves May 3, 2009
Get the weekend boppermug. by Lord Karma May 4, 2024
Get the First weekend of maymug. Amy couldn’t wait to use the phat weekend for a quick getaway to the beach. She was going to invite her crew!
by Whitword March 24, 2023
Get the phat weekendmug. A Man who constantly scores a root every weekend. Usually From the night clubs. 9/10 he’s just desperate as.
E.g Dylan is a weekend rooter
“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird
“Hey wanna come home with the weekend rooter”
Duke was the weekend rooter until Dylan Stole his bird
by pretty boy hype beast April 6, 2024
Get the Weekend Rootermug. An excuse to take a trip to the woods with friends usually neighbors when the group suspects one of the members is a closet homosexual.
by Mindlikeascientist January 10, 2018
Get the mans weekendmug.