The only place in the world where you can buy guns, ammo, bread, shoes, wedding cakes, bicycle, DVDs, video games, paint, and tents in one store, as well as eat McDonald's/Subway, change your tires, and make an appointment at the bank or eye doctor
Guy 1: What else could possibly be more American than Walmart?
Guy 2: Morbidly obese people
Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em
Guy 2: Morbidly obese people
Guy 3: Nah Walmart already has plenty of 'em
by Overstored Milk March 8, 2024
Get the Walmartmug. A land of hopelessness and crackheads in Foley Alabama, so sketchy even Walt and Jessie wouldn’t sell their meth in it’s parking lot.
Person 1: “hey, did you go to Foley Walmart to get our groceries?”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
Person 2: “nah, I didn’t wanna get jumped so I went to Robertsdale.”
by Rupert T. Codsworth October 1, 2019
Get the Foley Walmartmug. (adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
by loog noog December 3, 2019
Get the walmartmug. To remove an item from its intended location and place it somewhere it does not belong. This process is traditionally recognized at any Walmart superstore, (and perhaps originated there) however, it is a common practice noticed all over the world. For example, one decides an item in their cart is no longer needed, therefore, said item is deposited within the proximity of wherever such decision was conceived, perhaps when no one is looking.
To Walmart an item.
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.
"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".
To Walmart something.
Somebody Walmarted that puppy.
"Oh, Jessica, that sweater is super cute! I'm getting it!" .... 10 minutes later... "hmmm, you know what, I don't want this sweater anymore. When nobody's looking, I'm gonna Walmart it right there, lol".
by idowhatiwant2 January 9, 2014
Get the Walmartmug. A fat man exceeding 200 pounds at Walmart is considered a "Walmart Fatty"
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.
They are usually seen on mobility scooters.
by Gr8_guy October 6, 2021
Get the Walmart Fattymug. The flu like cold that goes around Walmart every year, slowly getting worse until it disappears. In some people, it turns to pneumonia
by KLeonheart May 15, 2018
Get the walmart flumug.