Nick: “Damn, you look rough. Are you okay?”
Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”
Anthony: “Dude, she was wronging my hog until I felt like rashers crisping in hell’s ninth layer.”
by TransponderSnail October 8, 2022

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Hym "I know what I fucking said. What does you reminding me do? Aside from enraging and further eroding my already limited empathy. You're not even reminding me. I remember. I remember everything. I was there. You were not there. You were fucking ignoring me. So, how does that work? I know I'm not wrong. How are you going to use my MEMORY against me as though you weren't actively ignoring me when I was saying it in the first place? See what I did there? Get it? Because I was watching the show that referenced how I described that one gay so now I'm referencing the guy they referenced me for referencing. Remember? Remember the thing the guy I'm referencing said? From that one video where he said the word I emphasized? Get it? Did you get the joke? You see how I alluded to who I was talking about using privileged information I got from a different video that I'm omitting from the reference? Huh? Is it irritating how incessant I'm being about this? Is that what this is about? You're mad that you did a thing and now you're going to monetize my shit? Is this my punishment? Is that it? Did you get the reference? Do you watch the show too? Did you see them reference me? No? Well, clearly I'm just a fucking schizophrenic. I'm imagining things and I should be ignored. Tell your friends to keep an eye on me so if I do something crazy they can record it and post it to the internet."
by Hym Iam June 1, 2022

No. No. Not that.
Hym "Nonononono... No. Not just proving Square Enix wrong... They are PROVING! HYM! RIGHT! CORRECT AGAIN!!! I'M LIKE THE WINTER SOLIDER UP IN THIS BITCH! AAAGAIN! AGAIN!!! AGAIN!!! Do you see!? Gradient attacks!? Like the MORAL GRADIENT!?"
by Hym Iam May 4, 2025

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.
The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.
The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.
After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.
by Wrongpiper December 23, 2011

"Hey, wanna watch Harry Potter with me?"
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
"Well, I don't think it's my cup of tea, but then again, 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong. Sure, I'll check it out."
by Johann von Gambelputty December 12, 2020

Billy Boy: Why did I get this question wrong?
Pope: Because penises don't go inside of male anuses child.
Billy Boy: Oh lordy...
Pope: Because penises don't go inside of male anuses child.
Billy Boy: Oh lordy...
by Oofmania May 8, 2018
