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Wishboning

The act of two gentlemen inserting erect penis' into the same orifice may it be A, V or Nostril in a parallel fashion (side by side). They will then shuffle away from each other slowly until one member slips (or 'Boings') out.

The one that remains burrowed makes a wish.
oh well! why fight over one hole lets just do some wishboning!
by Enya J January 12, 2012
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It's not the way you look
It's not the way that you smile
Although there's something to them
It's not the way you have your hair
It's not that certain style
It could be that with you
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the make-up
And it's not the way that you dance
It's not the evening sky
It's more the way your eyes
Are laughing as they glance
Across the great divide
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing
It's not the things you say
It's not the things you do
It must be something more
And if I feel this way for so long
Tell me is it all for nothing
Just don't walk out the door
If I had a photograph of you
It's something to remind me
I wouldn't spend my life just wishing

Wishing (If I Had A Photograph)
by Death Menace February 5, 2023
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Wishy Washy

The King of muddied waters, and the master of sitting on the fence. Has the capacity to spin up so much, he'll cause a cyclone. When called out, he'll always claim to be playing devil's advocate. Usually can be found living in the north of England, and usually from the city of Hastings.
Wishy Washy: There is a law that says pigeons are not allowed within a 200 mile radius of my house

Person one: what law? Can you show me?

Wishy Washy: I'm not entertaining this. I am not a lawyer. It's just your default to ask for evidence to say "I'm right". I am the Wish Wash, prepare to be spin cycled.
by Rent Free in Hastings April 12, 2023
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Wichita Wishbone

the act of ejaculation in the mouth in a manner to which man juice comes out the nose , like laughing milk, of the recipient.
I was tramping her throat with Jim nestlerod and after an explosion she received a Wichita wishbone.
by WillardFillmoore July 23, 2007
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The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11

The wishing year is 2011, and is based off the legend of 11:11.

According to the book, "The Wishing Year, a legend for most ages" on Nov. 11 of 2011 at 11:11 a.m. or p.m. it’ll be the most magical date and time of the wishing year.

On the author's website, she states: You can make your "good" wishes everyday at 11:11 am or pm. The magic of 11:11 can be found any day of the month of any year. During 2011, the magic becomes stronger with the 11th day of each month as we draw closer to November 11 (the strongest day of the Wishing Year).
During The Wishing Year (2011) 11:11

Look at the clock and see that it's 11:11

make a good wish

Hope it comes true

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by FranciscoGirl August 4, 2011
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The Wishbone

When a man and a woman are having rough sex and the man spreads the woman's legs so far apart that her pelvis breaks like a wishbone. Either way, the man is the winner.
My bitch was complaining about being on top so when we switched positions I gave her the wishbone and used my wish to get a better bitch.
by Nick Nathan April 4, 2008
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Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.
JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!
by dr. zero October 4, 2005
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