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Locust Wednesday

a spectacular holiday dating back to 300 BC, where locusts are getting acknowledged for how fucking amazing they are. This holiday is celebrated every wednesday, so get excited or something!!!
Dude, are you celebrating locust wednesday??

what the actual fuck is that???

Goodbye.
by levarburtonxxx November 25, 2020
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bluebird wednesday

the day of the week where all indiana university students gather to listen to the bad local bands and blackout.
Lets go to bluebird wednesday! Birds the word, man.
by hillelian February 4, 2021
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Ash Wednesday

Immediately after anal intercourse you stamp it on your partners forehead, leaving a dark smudge on their brow.
It was only Tuesday when I gave Amy an Ash Wednesday.
by Hali Sweep June 19, 2021
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wasian wednesday

a day to celebrate wasians happens every wednesday bc wasians are hot and sexy
ben: happy wasian wednesday!!!!!!!!!
john: huh
by wasianlover September 15, 2021
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wasian wednesday

every wednesday, everyone comes together and celebrates wasians
Ben: Happy Wasian Wednesday!!
John: Happy Wasian Wednesday!
by wasianlover September 29, 2021
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cum wednesday

The first Wednesday of No Nut November, which is a day to reflect on your nutting in the previous months. People drink jars, eat socks, and chew ice cubes of past splooges.
"SON, what the fuck are you eating??"
"A stale jizz sock, mother. It's Cum Wednesday!"
the mother was extremely disappointed in her child.
by OOOHicumpoop November 3, 2021
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Wheelchair Wednesday

A day of the week, usually at college or communal gathering, where all the specials congregate to form an army or retardation.
by YourWifeTicklesMyToes December 27, 2021
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