water topper

What you leave in the toilet after a day of heavy eating, possibly the result of extreme constipation.

Sometimes thought of as a competitive achievement, as in: "check out my water topper"

A "water topper" is an island, but in the toilet.

by Mountain Club September 10, 2009

water buffaho

A large and aggressive stripper. Water buffahoes are known for sitting on laps without asking and delivering unwanted and possibly dangerous lap dances due to their size and strength.

I hope that water buffaho doesn't come over here. She would squash me like a bug.

"No water buffaho, i don't want a dance! I saw you dancing on my friend and i don't think he will walk right for a week."

by Bryant Bell December 21, 2009

water bellied

When giving a fat guy a shower blow job the water cascades off his belly and hits the giver in the face.

Man it was torture blowing that guy in the shower, he water bellied me.

by fenderfire April 25, 2015

water pocket

when a female gets so wet that you can see it through her pants

Damn! Did you see Jessica in our last class? I could tell she likes the substitute teacher because she had a mean water pocket.

by theogwolfpack January 15, 2017

water gun fight

involves 3+ men

when you and your male acquaintances skeet on eachother for competitive pleasure

guy 1: yo me, jeff, robby, and ashber all had a water gun fight yesterday!! you should have seen how long jeff lasted.
guy 2: no waaay invite me next time!!

by holy maccaroni April 18, 2017

Water Hogie

When a sack of any material is full of water.

"Vito has a water hogie in his pants."

*Could be used for injection's for sexual arousal.

by Butter on a stick June 14, 2018

Water Rape

Water Rape is when someone comes in the water and touchs either you're penis or any part that you feel uncomfortable with. Sometimes they might use the bath toys and a way to Water Rape you

"Oh my God did you come in the water just to Water Rape me"

"Watch out for any creepy Water Rapers"

by Duckiedo July 19, 2018