Dirty Valdas

A stoned hippie who fucks a horse to load chakra

My brother is a dirty Valdas

by Dieser Russe April 18, 2020

Raphaellium the Volcano

Volcano Raphaellium is extremely grumpy. He asks lots of unreasonable questions in class. He is 8745. His 8745ness let people feel annoyed about it. He is also an expert in the wanlodica. He created the Volcano Raphaellium Mark 2. No one likes him, so people kick him out from the WhatsApp groups.

Appearance: A "man" (which was a volcano before) with glasses
Living years: Born as a volcano in 570 B.C, died as a volcano in A.D 2, then came to life again as a volcano in A.D. 1987 till A.D. 2007, and at last transfigured to be a boy in A.D. 2007

Student A: I love Raphaellium the Volcano
Student B: Don't be so 8745

by cho duck November 26, 2019

Volcanoed

When you miss your plane due to a volcanic eruption in Iceland.

Guy #1 : Where's Joe ?
Guy #2 : He was supposed to come by, but he totally got volcanoed.

by sork June 27, 2010

Volcano

when that sloppy toppy too good, you explode on her face, like a volcano resembance

i youre making me a fucking volcano emily.

by brownsupremacist November 12, 2018

volcano

when a girl cums during sex, or when fingered.

last night, she was like a volcano.

by mikev May 30, 2006

vola

A Swedish word for a lawbreaking fool

Tim: "remember that guy last night at the party?"

Bob: "yeah"

Tim: "he got arrested this morning!"

Bob: "wow, what a Vola

by Tyler the dinosaur November 28, 2013

joe versus the volcano

When having sex with a woman in her anus while her monthly visit from Aunt Flo.

"Dude I wanted to so bad, but it was that time of the month. So I went for the back door and totally joe versus the volcano'd her."

by Albert V. October 10, 2008