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Shirley valentine

A sex act when someone shits on your chest
by Shmeels February 8, 2022
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Valentine

The name Valentine. Either really sweet or really mean, no in between. People named Valentine are otherworldly drop dead gorgeous. Don’t fuck with them they will cut off your dick and your feet.
Jag off : Valentine is so hot

Horte: I know right! She’s so pussypop slay queen
by Unga booga pussy fart December 18, 2022
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Valentine

Valentine a name that is for someone who is warmed hearted and beautiful she is the person to always go and ask for help if you need any, she stands up to people who are doing wrongs and not rights.
“Hey are you okay?”
“No I’m kinda sad”
“Oh then just go and talk to valentine!”
by Pseud0nym88356 April 2, 2021
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valentines day

valentines day is a day created by hallmark to get you to buy their stuff which ends up makes you cry and jerk off bc you feel like no one likes you romantically or sexually
by Jeweleeuh December 21, 2021
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Valentine

a gorgeous ass woman that all the guys and gals swoon over. a lot of people are jealous of her because of how pretty she is, and she's actually super awesome and nice
person one: "yo, is that valentine?"
person two: "yeah! i want her so bad"
by bwaddertwin July 8, 2023
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valentines pizza

A sad sloppy pizza for a single person to eat alone on valentines day, this pizza can be made worse when special sauce from a valentines couple is dripped on top.
That's right loser you eat that valentines pizza , you slurp it up.
by Freddie osborn February 14, 2022
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valentines day

aw man it's valentines day again, and I'm still fucking single
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii February 14, 2020
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