twitter widow

A twitter widow is a man or woman whose spouse or boyfriend spends most of his/her time on twitter. Leaving the other person to feel widowed.

Geez I never see my husband anymore because he's too busy living his other life on twitter, I am a twitter widow

by Jlburton82 September 17, 2013

Twitter Argument

The most degenerate form of human interaction

"I got caught in a twitter argument and lost 20 years of my lifespan"

by The lazy second coming of God August 8, 2022

twitter twirl

When you put a power screw driver up ones anus and jerk them off simultaneously

Pacheco was trying to twitter twirl me on the beach last night.

by The govenator plays ping pong January 21, 2014

Twitter Quiver

Medical term describing the nerve damage to one's thumbs resulting from continuous use of these digits to type out and send useless information on their phones to friends who having nothing better to do actually have time to read them.

The prognosis is not good said the doctor to the thumb shaking patient. Your tests all came back positive for Twitter Quiver.

by Bullshitzer June 5, 2010

Twitter effect

The phenomenom where people strive to lead more interesting lives for the sole purpose of having something worthy of tweeting about.

I think her volunteer work and frequent trips to Europe are a direct result of the Twitter effect.

by Werdnurd June 19, 2009

Gay Twitter

A cess pool filled with twitter gays. This is the place you'd go to get your self-esteem and body image destroyed. Elitism and superficiality is at the pinnacle of the culture of gay twitter.

Josh blasted his half naked ass on gay twitter complaining about his body to make himself more relatable for likes and retweets.

by EMPHdk October 19, 2018

#FF Twitter

Sheep tag, please follow me, I have no friends, therefore I am posting this irrelevant link to make myself feel important

OMG I just saw something really mundane #FF Twitter

by sixsidedman November 22, 2010