Twinkie eating contest

When a man or child turns into a dog that has rabies because he or she ate moldy sour patch kids.

Gonna have a Twinkie eating contest for my birthday.

by EddieBrock5 October 7, 2023

double barreled twinky

A fuckboyish redneck who wears too much cologne and spends his free time measuring his dick on everything. He probably owns more shoes than his cardboard cutout girlfriend. Is known to say Suh Dude and Damn Daniel because it turns him on.

Bob: Why is that guy measuring his dick on that light pole?
Joe: It's because he's a double barreled twinky.

Larry: Jesus, what's that god awful smell?
Helga: It's that guy over there, he must be a double barreled twinky.

by HandleBroom July 31, 2016

Twinky

When a girl and a boy synchronize their oral, and the female bites the tip as the male cums inside her mouth.

(Biting a twinky bar and getting the white cream)

Yo dawg, my dick still hurts from that twinky last night!

by That_dude_over_yonder_420 December 3, 2017

pinky twinkie

a bite sized penis,, or pinky-sized to be exact.

"He tried to fuck me but I couldn't feel anything because he has a pinky twinkie."

by Siairuh June 13, 2023

hot twinkie

The name of Bill Belichik's 3rd favorite weiner dog.

That's a cute dog, but he's no hot twinkie.

by Rick Sanchez interdimensional January 12, 2018

Shit-filled Twinkie

A human being who is a complete fool

That person is a shit-filled Twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023

Shitfilled twinkie

A person whose two-faced

That bitch is a shitfilled twinkie

by Misslinds March 16, 2023