Tug n' Slug

When you dip a pair of balls in a freshly cummed in asshole and drag the balls across a persons face slowly.

He's gonna get Tug n' Slugged when he's gonna knock out.

by BV927 May 26, 2019

Tallahassee Tug of War

When you're fucking a pregnant girl and you activate your vacuum penis. The fetus and your penis have a tug of war for supremacy inside her womb. If you win, you suck her fetus through your urethra and into your stomach, so it can be digested later for sustenance. If you lose, the fetus tears your dick off and you leave humiliated.

Wow man, I can't believe she let me hit her with the good old Tallahassee Tug of War.

by Stop Pooping January 21, 2024

Road Tug

Getting a H.J. while driving.

Guy 1: What did you guys do last night?
Guy 2: Well, for starters, she gave me a Road Tug on the way to the concert...

by Jeffhole October 1, 2011

Tug and Duck

A Tug and Duck is when you receive a hand job right before you cum you bend over and tug your penis as hard as you can until you cum.

You ask your girl to give you a hand job and when your about to cum you pull a Tug and Duck.

by Mr Prolapsed October 22, 2019

Tug-a-Slug

A specific method of slug removal.

Pest control.

Olivia came over and hit me with the old Tug-a-Slug and I never had another problem after that.

by AcceleratedAsystole September 14, 2022

Penis Tug

When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.

Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!

by Dump-fuck August 27, 2019

Struggle tug

Masturbation born out of necessity and desperation rather than pleasure. Typically a result of being stood up by a potential sexual partner to relieve the subsequent sadness and pent up desire left unfulfilled.

A: Hey buddy! How did it go with Becky last night? Blew her back out like a G right?

B: Nope, she ended up going radio silent an hour before we were supposed to meet. Had to struggle tug one out so I could sleep through the defeat.

by philanderousmonk666 December 10, 2018