Tuesday

Arguably the best day of the entire week!

Sundays: Suck, the most boring day of the week, there is nothing EVER on T.V. and you are always stressing out for monday and the rest of the week.

Mondays: Are horribly boring. Your all drined out from the weekend and lazy Sunday. The worst day of the week.

Wednesdays: The middle day. Eh.

Thursdays: The friday before friday except without all the fun.

Friday: Planning your weekend, getting friends together, calling bitches, all a huge hassle.

Saturday: When the best parties are held

TUESDAY: The greatest day of the week. Were the most random and fun bullshit happens. It could be the same ting you do on saturdays but during the week everything seem so much funner.

Also a reference of total randomness.

Guy 1: Dude I just had a threesom yesterday.

Guy 2: On a Tuesday?

Guy 1: Fuck yeah bro! High five!


Ex 2:

Guy 1: Would you ever drive a zamboni naked down the highway at 32 degrees singing the waffle song?

Guy 2: Hmmm only on a Tuesday.

by County April 10, 2009

Taco Tuesday

When a man spreads salsa all over a women's pussy and then proceeds to fuck her

John: im gonna give Carole the Taco Tuesday special

by D4kn m3m3s 4 lyfe February 6, 2017

Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can bully any girl named tuqa on Tuesday until she cries and won’t get in trouble for doing so

In Bully tuqa Tuesday

You can use phrases like tuqa isn’t funny

Tuqa is a big clown

Tuqa is mean and deserves this
Tuqa always hurts my emotions

by Barbielover420 December 9, 2019

Tuesday

A day which just happens to be coming; the prescence of your coat is advised for this event. Information regarding the current status of your living in a biant bucket is also highly appreciated.

From the cartoon "Rejected" - perhaps the most genius line ever.

by Trafton May 30, 2004

Black tuesday

4 days after every friday when the black people have already spent all of their welfare checks, and complain about economic downturn.

Hey man you got money for some MD 20/20?

Nah Man is black tuesday. I'm broke

by JB8996 December 1, 2010

Ruby Tuesday

The act of one man snorting a line of cocaine off another mans erect penis. The longer the penis the greater the high.

Bill: Weird... my dicks hard as a rock!
Frank: Rly? Wanna go Ruby Tuesday?

by dj z00l4nd3r October 25, 2006

Taco Tuesday

Taco Tuesday is a weekly bicycle ride based in Los Angeles California. We meet up every Tuesday night and ride around Los Angeles stopping at different parks and landmarks along the way. Sometimes it ends with a stop at a taco place. Good food, good friends and good music. QUE VIVAN LOS TACOS!!!

Man, we rode all the way from Culver City to DTLA then to Hollywood last night on Taco Tuesday.

by That one bicycle rider August 22, 2011