Rings On Your Tree Trunk

A person using jlova langauge, talking about how big your dick is.

Hey Fupa Troppa how many Rings On Your Tree Trunk.
Fupa Troopa: wtf

by DeLarsh January 23, 2009

funk in the trunk

funk in the trunk: the smell of ass

Dude, change your shorts. The funk in the trunk smell like you shit yourself.

by TooSick4U May 8, 2012

Junk in the Trunk

When a guy stuffs as many small inanimate objects up a girls vagina.

Tom was harsh - even though Sally was screaming and crying for him to stop, he was able to continue to shove small objects up Sally. She had a large Junk in the Trunk.

by bibbledeeboo December 5, 2010

trunk fit

Trunk fit is when the tip, and only the tip of the penis is inserted into an anal passageway with painful resistance

My penis is sore from all dat trunk fit

by Dr. Anus December 20, 2013

Shibby Trunks

A pair of swim trunks worn when one feels very shibby.

Dude, did you see that girl staring at my shibby trunks?

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

donald trump without the trunk

orange like donald trump but there is no trunk.

annoying orange is like donald trump without the trunk

by Garth201020 November 11, 2020

Trunk Drunk

To get drunk from stolen beer aquired from a beer run

Man after the beer run I got trunk drunk

by Casey Stamey March 3, 2005