troy emmons

A fake name to give to the cops,used by Graf writers in 1990s, Sydney. Also given to 1 hour photo stores, when getting snaps of panels developed, in case the photo guy narked on you.

Cop: “You’ve got a lot of spray paint in your bag for someone on their way home to paint their bike. What’s your name “?
Graf writer: “Troy Emmons”.
Cop: “Ok then Troy, don’t forget to let the paint dry before you go for a ride”.

by Troy Emmons February 27, 2018

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Troy Vallem

The kindest, sweetest guy you will ever meet. He's not popular, but has his own group of friends. He has that smile that you can't help but fall for. He is the perfect height, not too short, not too tall. He is the kind of guy that only certain girls want because he keeps his amazing personality hidden. He always styles his hair the same, but it's always perfect. Only the smart ones want him in their life.

Brooke: Hey, who's that guy over there, hes really cute.
Madison: That's my guyfriend Troy Vallem, I'm going to go tell him you like him
Brooke :NOO
Madison: Hey, my friend over there likes u
Brooke: (Sees him look over and smile and dies right then and there)
Madison: (laughing)

by Brooke Besson May 23, 2019

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