the worst fucking flick to hit in rocket league. this shit is so bad but anyone who fails to defend is even more shit. the flick involves a 360 degree yaw rotation, ended with a flip upwards. this shit is so bad it was coined after the worst fucking player in rocket league Tristan Hartmeyer
by greedigrabbycwazycwabby January 31, 2023

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.
by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 6, 2023

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.
by JS57 December 4, 2018

Tristan. Curly blond hair and sparkling blue eyes. When we met, he came off as shy. I fell in love with his best friend and two years later he stole my heart. I woke up thinking about him and fell asleep making up our love story and listening to songs that reminded me of him. I wasn’t okay at the time, broken. He made me feel okay. He feels like home. He will put up with your crap, laugh at your stupid jokes, give you nicknames, tease you and give you so many butterflies. He’s a basketball PG who knows the game like the back of his hand. When you make eye contact he makes the world stop, you will feel extremely loved. He’s like a drug making you smile ear to ear at 2am. He’s a lil Koala, patient, funny, creative, smarter than he thinks, intimidating (rawr), cute, caring, supportive, swag and so much more! He will wait for you and tell you he couldn’t get you out of his head🙃 He’s the guy that will make sure you get home safely. He will say you’re out of his league but really, he’s out of yours. If he loves you, don’t screw it up.
by Lilroothatmissesyou<3 November 22, 2021

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.
by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Pronounced (TRIST) (UHN)
Usually a males name however it can be a females name.
Tristan is a guy with dark curly hair and eyes that you get lost in. He is super sweet and will do his best to give you the universe. He’s the type of guy that knows how to lighten the mood and make anyone laugh. He never realised how special he is to people even though he’s made so many peoples lives a lot more happier. He’s the biggest good with the best smile. However, he also knows how to engage in deep conversation and is never boring to talk to with new concepts and can inspire you with anything that he says, even if for example it’s something you dislike; like maths. Tristan is sporty and loves basketball but he also likes to sit down and enjoy video games. If you get a hold of Tristan, give him all your love and he will return it 20 times more
Usually a males name however it can be a females name.
Tristan is a guy with dark curly hair and eyes that you get lost in. He is super sweet and will do his best to give you the universe. He’s the type of guy that knows how to lighten the mood and make anyone laugh. He never realised how special he is to people even though he’s made so many peoples lives a lot more happier. He’s the biggest good with the best smile. However, he also knows how to engage in deep conversation and is never boring to talk to with new concepts and can inspire you with anything that he says, even if for example it’s something you dislike; like maths. Tristan is sporty and loves basketball but he also likes to sit down and enjoy video games. If you get a hold of Tristan, give him all your love and he will return it 20 times more
by littolcc November 23, 2021
