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FX Trading

FX stands for Faecal Exchange. To instigate an FX trade first you must loosen your stool with an oily emulsion. Next, part your bum cheeks and press your anus against the anus of your partner. The final step is to poo forcefully into the anus of your partner. On a molecular level, the streams of poop battle eachother in a Voldemort and Harry Potter style stand off.

The partner who has invested the most poo is triumphant and everyone goes home happy
0% comission and tight spreads. Access 180 FX pairs and 140 towards majors, minors, exotics and animals... I better start making an emulsion for FX Trading
by Chunker splashback August 22, 2022
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luscious body-parts trading

Refers to where two gentle dudes are simultaneously giving a delectable-fleshed chick a loving caress/massage-session, and so they "exchange" her assorted delightful "sweetmeats" between their respective hands, lips, chests, etc.
Three classic examples of "luscious body-parts trading" would be if da two eager studs alternate wif their mouths on da chick's nipples and/or labia, take turns sliding their swollen erections between her juicy warm moist lips ("upstairs" and/or "downstairs"), or if they similarly "swap sides" wif her plump rubbery toes and cushiony soles deeply burrowed against their warm fuzzy chests.
by QuacksO January 22, 2026
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Trading

Trading is when a soccer player discusses offers with other teams, looks and analyzes their stadium, fans and the country and culture.
"Neymar is trading to a new team in Europe."
by derricofilhogustavo January 27, 2026
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