lurky turkey

A person who lurks around, loiters, and acts creepy in a very sketch manner. Their presence is usually out of place, resulting in suspicion.

"look at that sketcher in that alley over there. he's such a lurky turkey."

by Yuppie God House August 26, 2009

catching the crazy turkey

If you don't know, it's too wild for you.

It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.

You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed

by Saphira44 December 14, 2014

Stuffing the Turkey

When you rapidly finger your girls pussy

Bro I was stuffing the turkey so hard last night

by _74 December 1, 2016

albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003