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I didn't even have Taco Bell today

A saying used by someone who has come up with a case of unjust diarrhea. They don't know what they are. They just know they are shitting their brains out. (Note: this is interchangeable with Chipotle, both have been known to cause explosive diarrhea and in some cases shit blood)
Jimmy: dude what's wrong with you?
Nick: I don't know dude I've been to the bathroom 13 times in the last 2 hours. I don't even know what happened I didn't even have Taco Bell today
by T. Thunda January 10, 2015
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Made famous by Conan O'Brien on his second show on TBS. It is from parts unkown with no clear definition.
I'm exhausted, I gave this girl a tokyo sandblaster all night.
by biggie315 November 11, 2010
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Tokyo Sandblaster

When an Asian guy busts a projectile load all over an Middle Eastern woman.
by Hand-Banana November 17, 2010
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tokyo drift

Noun: Similar to Crop Dusting, a Tokyo Drift is the act of farting and then walking away causing the smell to drift past others. In this case, the smell of the fart is nearly the same as asian cuisine.
Goddammit, did you just Tokyo Drift me? That shit smells just like Kung Pao Chicken!
by stlhorn February 17, 2012
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tokyo omlette

tokyo chick puts scrambled eggs in a turky baster and squirts them up her ass, then shits em out on the japan steak house table and cooks em up for you.
yum lets get a tokyo omlette oh yeah
by xdementia August 28, 2007
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Tokyo Sandblaster

Tokyo Sandblaster - A scatological activity. When one person has diarrhea, they get close to their partner's face. Letting it rip effectively blasts the partner and causes them to squint, appearing to have Asian features. First heard on Conan O’Brien's show "Conan" ON TBS.
John really got turned off by the taste of the poo that trickled in his mouth from Jane giving him a Tokyo Sandblaster
by Maku664 November 14, 2010
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Tokyo Rose

Kelly is so nasty she left her tokyo rose in the toilet.
by killherslowley April 26, 2011
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