Toe Fingered

To have short stubby fingers resembling toes.

Having a short stubby penis resembling a toe.
He is so toe fingered that he can't just push one button on the elivator.

You're a toe fingered fuck!
by Mike Rotch Hertz April 23, 2004
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devil toes

red irritated toes; usually on an adult female that has just taken off her high heal shoes.
I looked down at her feet and I saw devil toes.
by flato vv October 29, 2006
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bro toe

What you call it when a guy's pants are so tight that you can see the bulge of his package. Like camel toe, but for dudes.
Jerome: Oliver, how do you like my tight new workout pants?

Oliver: Shit, get away from me, bitch. You got bro toe!
by mark the shark z November 17, 2007
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Toe Bot

Like the greatest evil villian of all time. As seen in an episode 35 of "The Angry Beavers."
Toe Bot totally kicked Muscular Beaver's ass.
by fuckingay August 17, 2006
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Spud toe

when someone has an abnormally large toe
dude did you just see ur mums spud toe
by donkeycock12555 January 24, 2012
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Cocoa Toe

n. noun When a person sticks one of their toes up someones ass and get shit on it.
Oh, Charlie I got a Cocoa Toe when I stuck my toe up your ass!
by Torx August 03, 2011
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jungle toes

Jungle toes - jun gul toe(s)

Adjective:

to describe the kind of feet that could cut diamonds, snatch a dime off the ground, climb a tree and could quite possibly kill a man at first sight.
"We were getting freaky till she busted those ratchet ass jungle toes out, she cut my leg... I got the hell out of there"
by Babyeggroll October 04, 2013
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