swapping toasters

the act of four people, two groups of partners, performing anal before climaxing trading partners whilst slathering jam/preservatives on their genitalia.

My girl and I spent last night swapping toasters last night with her best friend.

by Penetrachel December 4, 2016

Toaster

Console that YouTuber Fearless Uses to play Fortnite.

I'm not playing on controller, i'm playing on a Toaster.

by anonymous December 27, 2020

Toaster

It's something that you plug in and FUCKING YEET AT YOUR SON IN THE BATH!!!

Jimmy:what are you doing?
Dad:don't worry I'm just giving you a toy*plugs in toaster*
Jimmy:what is it?
Dad:*yeets toaster*HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE

by FUCKINGBITCH4206969666 May 27, 2019

toaster waffles

Toaster waffles are the totaly awsome breakfast food that takes like 30 seconds to make!!!

man: Hey mom! im hungry!
mom:Make some waffles!
man:Mom! im 45 years old, i don't have the time!
mom:There is some toaster waffles in the freezer
man:Sweet!!! now i can get back to my W.O.W. faster!!!Thanks mom.

by robertdesantis November 5, 2010

Toaster

Nigger

That man is a toaster

by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025

Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019

[brave little toaster]

While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.

After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.

by T. LaQueefa Jones January 18, 2008