hand fairy

a baseball or basketball jock that loves man-loving. They particularly like to catch balls and throw their balls at other men. They will never let go of someone's balls before throughly fondling it. They like to get naked and have butt sex in the locker room and showers. They love to use their hands to stroke the balls of the other jocks. They are the type of men who refuse to have a girls' sports team because they would have less room for gay sex with other ass-obsessed jocks. They also refuse to wear a uniform that does not immediately communicate to everyone what a flamer they are. They can usually be seen touching each other's asses before any game starts to show each other the butt-loving commitment they make to each other.
Guy: Look at that hand fairy. He loves to feel that jock's balls.
Dude: I know. He can't keep his hands off those balls.
by Tank6 June 17, 2008
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ugly fairy

A mythical creature that slaps woman as they sleep rendering them unattractive. Sister of the girl fairy.
Guy 1: "See that girl over there?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, she looks like she got slapped by the ugly fairy.'
by Michelle Barr April 20, 2008
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snot fairy

N Mythical creature that visits you in the night and gives you a cold. You wake up in the morning unpleasantly surprised.
Yo man, I can't come in to work today.. got a visit from the snot fairy last night.
by Grue December 31, 2003
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Teabag fairy

The fictional character blamed for teabagings.
"Looks like somebody got a visit from the teabag fairy"
by Mesey-mese December 09, 2008
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fairy dust

When a gay guy lets his semen dry and it gets all flaky.
Gay guy #1: Hey, I kept some fairy dust from earlier.
Gay guy #2: Sprinkle it all over me! It's so magical!
by Sandwich Mike May 16, 2009
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Fairy Tale

A made up story, such as santa claus, the tooth fairy, atheism, etc.
Some fairy tales are just for kids, like the tooth fairy and santa claus.

Other fairy tales are also for adults, like atheism.
by a_contributor May 18, 2010
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southern fairy

1) wusses from down south
2) people who eat fried chicken
3) people who think northerners are nice (!)
4) upside down xmas decoration
that fookin' frank, he's such a fookin' southern fairy
by third place April 24, 2003
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