Crackle and titty spackle

When you're watching a movie on crackle and and you fuck her titties and spackle all over her tits after.

The act of watching crackle and spackling on her tits.
If you do this you will be a true crackle and titty spackle master.

by BeatingUpMidgets June 27, 2016

fucking shit titties

An expletive used when you are so pissed off that you can't actually think of something to say.

Bob: Dude, that tornado just blew your house down.

Dave: Fucking Shit Titties!

by Auto Ass-rammer 5000 June 16, 2019

ass and titties

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

Oklahoma City Titty

When a woman’s breasts are so perfect, so perky, and so round you know that they could only come from one place.

I saw a woman at the concert, and I couldn’t stop staring at her Oklahoma City Titty.

by jerryswanson September 3, 2022

P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties)

When a female surgically augments her breasts; improving size and mate-ability. Much like P.E.D.'s (Performance Enhancing Drugs), which have the ability to raise a mediocre minor league baseball player's batting average to that of Barry Bonds (P.E.D. poster child), P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties) do the same thing for chicks. You can hear the slow clap in the background --> turning "soft 7's" into "hard 8's".

Hey did you see Jennifer yesterday?

Yeah, from 2 Advil on an ironing board to a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

I'm suspicious of P.E.T.'s (Performance Enhanced Titties).

Suspicious, but thankful.

by IfICanFeelEmThey'reRealsies June 1, 2013

show me your titties!

Quote attributed to Rick James, as parodied in a famous Dave Chappelle comedy skit.
Equivalent to a crowd shouting, "Show us your tits!", but rather this is the cracked-out demand of one high-flying, balloon-headed, stunna-glassed ex rock star.

"I'm Rick James, bitch! Supa freakae.
Now, SHOW ME YOUR TITTIES!"
"Ooooh, the milk's gone bad".

by Chingo Bellamongo October 13, 2006

tittit

A half round breast, When uncovered resembles a can of SPAM.

Girl, you have some wierd tittit 's
I an't tounching those tittit's they look like a food product

by Marty Essenburg February 19, 2004