beer ticket

a bill usually larger than $1 used to purchase beer

I got some beer tickets, let go to the bar or I can't go to the game cause i'm out of beer tickets

by homing@workky October 6, 2008

Pulled a Robin Thicke

Inspired by the RnB artist Robin Thicke, who sounds black but is white. To “Pull a Robin Thicke” is essentially to be mistaken about the race of a person from the sound of their voice.

Guy 1: Wow
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You sounded black on the phone but you’re like whiter the vanilla ice.

Guy 2:uhh...okay... Thanks?
Guy 1: You totally Pulled a Robin Thicke on me.

by Safaari Kid February 18, 2010

BJ on a cash ticket

To call a parts house and ask for a BJ(blow job) on a cash ticket. Hillarious to those named Kevin of a Puerto Rican origin.

I called a place and asked for a BJ on a cash ticket. The person kept asking me what I was talking about. I also asked for some cereal.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 23, 2008

golden ticket

A swingers free pass to have one-on-one sex, similar to a date or affair, with another swinger. Usually recieved for 'taking one for the team' or getting the 'softie'. example: I used my golden ticket to go have sex with *name* at his house. His wife was out of town but gave him permission.

Hubby said I can cum play with you tonight, cuz I earned a golden ticket on a softie last week.

by Atacia August 30, 2007

golden ticket

When you are good friends with a cop and he rights his name and personal phone number on the back of one of his business cards and if you get pulled over buy a cop you can get out of anything up to a class B felony but then that ticket expires and you will need to get a new golden ticket

dude I just got out of bringing drugs over the Mexican border because my brother gave me a golden ticket for Christmas

by the law sucks ass March 28, 2010

Thickitt

sexually aggressive, dissipates sexual tension with perpetual excersise and seat belt chewing. This condition is especially prevalent in french men.

Man 1- "What happened with that girl last night?"
Man 2- "Ah, she was a right thickitt, a real animal in bed! She insisted on using handcuffs!"
Man 1 - "Lucky you!"

by normie1 May 25, 2010

Ticket Savior

When you would have gotten a speeding ticket, had it not been for being stuck behind someone going slow.

I was late and road raging so bad until we passed the speed trap, then I was glad to be stuck behind that jerk driving so damn slow, he was my ticket savior.

by Harmony08 October 4, 2010