yogurt

cum

mommy why is there yogurt on your bed

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! April 16, 2023

Spaghetti And Yogurt

the finest of the dishes, everyone loves it, all hail our almighty spaghetti and yogurt, specially toxt, toxt really loves spaghetti and yogurt

spaghetti and yogurt
yes, spaghetti and yogurt
all hail the spaghetti and yogurt

by imbetterthanuincallofduty May 21, 2024

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey

by Samuelthehoe August 10, 2022

Yogurt Bath

To lather yourself in your sexual partners cum or semen depending on the gender and slowly licking it off of yourself until pleased with the taste (it becomes sweet)

Lucas gave me a yogurt bath last night after dinner for our anniversary.

by sbomb101 December 31, 2014

Holy Yogurt

A cheap and disgusting yogurt that brings back innocence.

She saw something inappropriate and needs her holy yogurt.

by Whyudothis2me June 14, 2017

Yogurt female

The type of female that shares infuriating things on her story, even tho she knows that shit is infuriating her boyfriend and makes him look weird in his homies eyes.

Dominika is yogurt female.

by MartiFromBg November 20, 2023

Diet yogurt

Diet yogurt is a term used to someone that is extremely conservative or just conservative.
It doesn't mean the person is slim or anything related to diet

Korean girls are like diet yogurt.

by TH224 June 19, 2025