Vampire Special

When you eat your girl out while she’s on her period.

Chad: hey shawty, you lookin extra sexy today. Can I eat your pussy?
Girl: yea but I’m on my period.
Chad: that’s ok! I’ll give you a vampire special!

by the Trump Administration November 28, 2020

nazi vampire

What to call someone when they’re brutally bossy, racist, or just all and all bad, a great insult

Person 1 - “Man I can’t get my mom off my back.”
Person 2 - “Jeez, sounds like she’s a serious nazi vampire

by Just One Egg Yolk August 13, 2021

Vampire Wanding

The act of freezing a mould of period blood into a phallic shape to then use as a dildo.

Oh Rachel my dear you do seem to have a particularly heavy flow this month. We should try that vampire wanding I keep hearing about! I’ll get the lollipop sticks.

by Wise and experienced June 02, 2023

vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 September 24, 2015

Pulled A Vampire

Staying up all night and going to sleep a little before the sun starts to come up.
Closely related to insomnia.
Either staying up all night by force or because your that hyper.

- Why is he so tired today?
- He had to do his project for Science so I pulled a vampire and worked on it.

by Brian Smith Junior April 18, 2009

poon vampire

When you unknowingly eat a girl out who is on her period

Alleah didn't tell Uncle Kade she was on her period. So he became a poon vampire

by Erusll October 01, 2017

Rising Vampire

The abrupt rising from your bed (like a vampire rising from its coffin) when you come in the act of felatio.

She turned me into a rising vampire last night it was that good! Just call me Edward.

by Fishfillay May 09, 2019