Semen Soap

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

man soap

a single universal cleaning solutuion used in place of dish soap, laundry detergent, shampoo, and body wash. Often, its one of those items substitued for the other when the bottle runs out.

Looks like I'm out of laundry detergent, time to get out the man soap. Hand me the shampoo will you?

by soapyguy February 23, 2011

Don’t Drop The Soap

Dropping the soap in prison is a big no no. 3 Big Men will come behind you are start clapping your cheeks in the shower.

Black guy: Don’t Drop The Soap Now.

*Drops it*

*claps cheeks*

by www.deeznuts.org December 6, 2023

Soap Manoeuvre

When you drop the soap in prison, but you lie down and pick it up instead of bending over, so nobody puts their sausage up your cookie, because I heard that happens.

Jen: I had to do the Soap Manoeuvre, because Dirty Jim was by me, with a creepy smile.
Beth: Why did you not tell me before?
Fight: *occurs, cause this is prison*

by LegitimateUD January 8, 2020

soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses

Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.

by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023

soap blister

its where soap stays in water for a long period of time gets soft and easy to break. annoying as hell.

"I left some soap in water now its got a soap blister."

by The Anti Shawty February 27, 2023

credit carding the soap

When you take a bar of soap and slide it between your ass cheeks to clean them. This is commonly done at hotels when the toilet user forgets to bring wet wipes, makes a mess, and has no access to a bidet. So, the alternative is to take a shower, wash off the excess with water, and swipe the hotel bar of soap between your ass cheeks (like a credit card) to clean them.

Friend 1: You were in the bathroom a while; are you alright?
Friend 2: Yeah, I was credit carding the soap. I got food poisoning, and I forgot to bring wet wipes AND get a hotel room with a bidet.
Friend 1: We all make mistakes sometimes.

by BoberryBaggins February 15, 2025