Dallas Sniper

When you gape a man's arsehole open, grab a champagne bottle and shoot the cork into the man's prostate without hitting the anus walls.

Man 1: Let's do something really freaky.
Man 2: I could give you a Dallas Sniper.
Man 1: what

by jdbrbyvbdhbf August 28, 2025

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Suicide by Sniper

When a government or other powerful group kills a person who leaked incriminating evidence about them and pins it as a suicide/accident.

"Did you hear about how Epstein was supposed to leak the classified documents but killed himself before he could?"
"Nah, he didn't kill himself, he committed suicide by sniper."

by decrepitism December 20, 2023

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Pimp Sniper

“When your punk ass neighbor rats you out to your girl when all you were doing was talking to your hot Asian neighbor.”

-Andy Noel-

“So I was cumming in her mouth and everything was good then my fuckin bitch ass neighbor “PimpaSniped.” Me, and then 20 min later I had no girlfriend and no mouth to cum in, bro.” That’s A Pimp Sniper

by Saint Noel September 16, 2021

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