scott fischer

A local PA dude who somehow manages to know everybody. This man has big dreams of driving off into the abyss on his custom Harley. Scott claims he’s an iconic hunter, yet only has two to his name. You’ll often find him in his natural habitat: crashed on the couch, beer in hand, drifting off into the misty, distant future. Voted class stud, this fella is a local legend. Catch Scott at a local bar near you.

You wish you were Scott Fischer.

by Butterbaconbeer December 24, 2018

scott’s tots

An episode of The Office where Michael Scott must break a promise to a bunch of kids he told that he would pay all of their college tuitions, and now that they’re graduating, he can’t actually pay for any of them. On a scale of yikes to cringe... well it’s more of a gotta blast and change my name kinda situation (cough Michael Scarn cough)

Person 1: Yo I just watched Scott’s Tots from the Office
Person 2: Dudeeee i got goosebumps from all that cringe

by justahoboyoudontknow July 7, 2018

Scott gentry

A fucking nerd

Is that a Scott gentry looking ass nerd?

by Nonce lord August 1, 2019

Scott dad

A Scott dad is a older attractive man usually with grey hair. Very humorous smart guy.

Hey jill did you see that scott dad at table 34?

by Lake fun April 13, 2020

Scott's Choice

(noun)

When an individual is informed that you have two, and only two, choices, and that you should really think hard about the decision made, only to calmly and cooly state, "I choose the third option," as your final reply while walking out.

"That motherfucker gave me a 'Scott's Choice', yesterday!"
~"So what did you do?!"
"Man, I chose Option 3, C,...you later."

by Creighton Rivers July 13, 2020

Ice Scott

"Sexiest nigga alive "- ice scott

Ice scott is the sexiest nigga alive

by Ice Scott October 28, 2020

Craig scott

Criag is usually a very small faggot who has a penis about 4inches. Has had sex with many animals and likes to jam out to rock music and cut his wists

That boy has a very big bean head. He's a craig scott

by Grant Wright likes eggs April 14, 2017