A long cannabis smoking device made of PVC pipes. Usualy in the shape of a "U". A long hose runs off one side and a weed bowl on the other. Most of the pipe is filled with water.
by Whiteman9100 January 19, 2008

(Also come pipe)
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
Of a person when he or she fails in the completion of a task or activity resulting in short to long-term physical mental injury, brain damage, incarceration, incineration, drowning, divorce, paralysis or even death.
1. George tried to ollie over those stairs at the library, but came pipe.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
2. Yo, I almost rode out a beast of a wave yesterday when I fucked it all up and came pipe.
3. I came pipe after eating one too many Twinkies and trying to do a double somersault on top of a moving train.
by Amazambane April 23, 2018

Mastebating under water so when you cum it looks like you penis is releasing smoke then your significant other sucks it all in like there smoking.
Denise: "Hey wanna try the smokey pipe move."
Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"
Jake: "Sure if you don't mind a nice, thick, white, smoke"
by Mr. Monty February 28, 2009

Guy one: "Dude, did you see Chris do an unassisted keg stand???"
Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"
Guy two: "Yeah, he just did an Iron Pipe!!!!!!"
by armyman56m July 25, 2010

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can
by TweakGod October 14, 2019

by Diarrhea doctor. November 23, 2019
